Where white man went wrong

Dit voel amper verkeerd om anders na dinge te kyk! . . . → Lees verder: Where white man went wrong

Games

Moenie lag nie! Ek soek games vir die site en toe ek kry ek dit!

Gaan loer gerus onder “Speletjies!”

Daar’s nog . . . → Lees verder: Games

Uhmmm – sokkerkoors!

Thanks Phibbs!

Kliek op hom om dit . . . → Lees verder: Uhmmm – sokkerkoors!

Van strippers en seksslette

As mens die opskrif lees sal mens verskoon word as mens dink hierdie possie is deur Brein geskryf.  Toe nogalsie!!  Die uwe het ‘n paar lekker sappige stories om te vertel…

Ek was ‘n soet seun groot gemaak.  Botter kon 3/4 van die tyd nie in my mond smelt nie.  Ek was ietwat uit proporsie op hoerskool . . . → Lees verder: Van strippers en seksslette

‘n Wat?

A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes. That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a SUPERMAN costume. Shouting, he says to his wife:”What the f*#k is this? When have you ever seen a . . . → Lees verder: ‘n Wat?

Misverstand

“Jy weet nie wie ek is nie. Ek soek jou lyf. Ek soek jou in die bed. Ek sal jou lam maak, jou bloeddruk opjaag, jou laat sweet en jou uitput …….. my naam is GRIEP.”

Met komplimente aan Linda.

Hierdie boodskap het sy geplaas op haar facebook status op Woensdag. Woensdag -aand staan ek in die kombuis . . . → Lees verder: Misverstand

Aanhouer wen

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months..

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl . . . → Lees verder: Aanhouer wen

Hoe om k@k te soek

How to start a fight.

My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like . . . → Lees verder: Hoe om k@k te soek

Net virrie koue en vir Breintjie

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Super Mario Brothers!

Wie onthou nog die outjies?

Ek lees netnou dat ‘n game ontwerper in die US ‘n speletjie soortgelyk aan Marios Bros ontwerp het met, WAIT FOR IT!! ……………………….Barack Obama…………………. as die hoofkarakter!!

Gaan loer hier vir Super Obama World, vir diegene wat nostalgies is en iets nuuts wil sien of speel! . . . → Lees verder: Super Mario Brothers!

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